Incontrovertable proof that Russians are bad at everything
About a week ago I took my girlfriend to the new Indiana Jones movie. It was really cool. Jones survived at ground zero during a thermonuclear explosion, beat up a kung-fu zombie, telepathically talked to an alien’s skull and killed about a million Russian people. Also he has a son now, who doesn’t fit well into the time-line from the other movies who seems to have the superpower to get hit in the balls by every cactus in the jungle without being harmed. The Crystal Skull has exactly as many continuity issues as the other Indiana Jones movies. My favorite being that six Russians chased Jones into the jungle, he killed eleven and then eight were at the temple chasing Jones down to kill him. Another thing that made Crystal Skull reminiscent of the older movies was the horrible inaccuracy of the villains. Seriously, like 30 Russians with machine guns shot at Jones from about 5 feet away numerous times throughout the movie and he never got hit. Not only did he never get hit but he was never even close to getting hit.
Just to rain on your parade, Mack is a Communist and dies at the end of the movie.
