Spike Feresten and Paris Hilton

I’ve decided on a new blog format that I will follow at random intervals. One cool thing, one thing that sucks. soooooooooooo……..

COOL THING: Spike Feresten

Talk Show with Spike Feresten is the funniest thing currently on TV. The first time I saw Hollywood Douchebag I nearly vomited from laughing. Spike frequently states that his show is watched primarily by potheads who are awake at midnight and have nothing better to do than watch FOX. I think that to remedy this, his show should be extended to four hours every weekend. Talk show kicks massive ass, I hope to be on it one day but it probably won’t happen.

THING THAT SUCKS: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is not only a dumb jailbird, she’s also ugly. Look at her oddly shaped face and her banana nose and tell me different. In addition to being a dumb jailbird, she is also a dumb slut. The only thing Paris Hilton will be remembered for, other than being basically retarded and having skin the color of American Cheese will be A Night In Paris. Which I think is a bit twisted because she is not at all attractive, but then again there are those weird people who are into bestiality, maybe she falls into that category.

Here’s a clip from Hollywood Douchebag to mindlessly amuse you (don’t worry, it’s free).
Hollywood Douchebag

Here’s a link to the only thing Paris Hilton will ever be remembered for. If you buy it I make like a $2.50 profit =)
A Night in Paris